Seen the adverts where a couple of morons fight each other with pool cues in a “cute”, “swashbuckling” way? Well, we had a couple of morons try it last night. It ended up with a 911 call and a visit to hospital (Moron A) and a ride in the back of a police cruiser (Moron B).
From now on, I’ll only serve the rum if they can pronounce the name of Morgan’s birthplace: “LLANRHYMNY” .
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